Saturday, January 26, 2013

The Emergency Chocolate

I found the perfect antidote for my chocolate craving this morning while shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond.

The package says:

For immediate relief: of Chocolate cravings, lovesickness, exam pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.
Directions for use: Tear open wrapper, break off desire dosage and consume. Alternatively, massage onto affected area. Repeat dosage as required until finished. If symptoms persist, consult your local confectioner.

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